Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Maybe You're Just Not Suited for a Desk Job

I was sitting at my desk today, entering numbers and contemplating how many trips to the rest room I could take before my coworkers are convinced that I have bladder control problems. And then I thought, what am I thinking about? And why am I thinking about it here? I could totally be half way to the bathroom by now? So I went, taking the bridge across the gap (the same bridge with the hidden hole through which I will inevitably fall one of these days), down the long wall of Worldwide Challenge pictures, and into the women's restroom at the end of the building. It was on the way back that I thought, maybe I'm just not suited for a desk job.

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